[ Have a slight panicked Isaac shouting into the network.]

Ironhide, I need a fucking pick up! NOW!

Encrypted to Autobots | 80% Encrypted

Hey. Guess I'm mostly looking for Ironhide, but... yeah, anyway.

I don't know if any of you have a decent medic around. One that knows a little bit about humans.

Wasn't sure if Ratchet was well enough. ...Yeah.

[The video feed comes on. Isaac is sitting on his couch, hands on his knees. His engineering RIG -- the suit that makes him look like a small mech -- is gone. He's just wearing... completely normal average human clothing ( Read more... )

You know, sometimes...

Sometimes, I really fucking hate this place. Damn it.

Dex, I'm bringing us some beers. Not a great combo with donuts, I know, but I'm kind of having a shitty night. ...Obvious statement of the week, but yeah. I'll just shut up now.

I haven't felt any inclination to sing. So I guess--

[Isaac's trying to grab for a wrench; he misses twice, then knocks it off of his workbench.]

Fuck. I guess that means it's done, right?

[He grumbles, reaching down for the wrench. He stumbles, slamming the front of his helmet against the workbench.]

Son of a bitch! [He rubs the side of his ( Read more... )

I'm tired of all this shit happening to me. Fucking Thunderbiscuits, fucking perverted as hell synthetics, and before all this crap, it wasn't any easier.

[In the background, some piano music begins up.]

Who the fuck am I kidding, life sucked before I got here.

[Despite all sense of time, the video pans to the SUN RISING, and Isaac. Starts ( Read more... )

[LOUD MUSIC is blasting behind Isaac. He's lounging on a couch in a garage somewhere the Hollow, with a small tub of ice cream on the coffee table in front of him and a bottle of tequila in one hand.

Suffice it to say, Isaac looks damn depressed. Someone had a Thunderbiscuit.]

Everything fucking sucks. Fffffuuuuck.

( Private to Cheetor | 50% Encrypted )

Yayyyy, never doing that again. Fuck the arena.

Question for you Autobots. Is Sunny just a real unique jerk, or do more of you get a kick out of shooting at humans? I'm real thrilled.

( Private to Dexter | 60% Encrypted )

I need to not stay in this garage for one more day, or so help me. I am done with talking jets and talking whatever-the-hell Soundwave turns into.

Apartment location suggestions. Make them please. I will be de-fucking-lighted.